The simplest of toys: left and right arrows to keep your balance. Winning is impossible, but you do get to listen to reggae and feel like a cool kid from the American projects. 364 KB
A fine Flash toy from Sivera studio (Kyiv, Ukraine, indeed). Your task is not an easy one: take Ukraine's side in the gas conflict and stop President Putin from turning the valves on the pipeline. Putin is in excellent shape (pale green), and you have eggs (the Russian version with tomatoes is still in development). 112 KB
If that idiotically prancing Santa Claus annoys you too much, just stop him. Just press the button and stop him. Just do it. Oh will you please just stop him! Happy New Year! 40 sec, 173 KB
By all appearances, this interactive Flash cartoon lets us behold the author of the Little Death series himself — Chris LaBonte. Click on the various objects and captions and Chris will dutifully carry out your orders. 34 sec, 333 KB
Nine ways to get rid of a pair of hamsters. Surprisingly, not all of them are bloodthirsty — some are downright hedonistic. 139 KB
